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A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the little boy and said "Let's talk. I heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."

Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know."said the stranger, and then thinking he would have some fun at Tommy's expense said, "How about the advantages and disadvantages of nuclear power?"

"OK," said Tommy, "that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass yet the deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."!

"Well then," said little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 25 gallons? "

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."
 

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HA HA
 

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GUy woke up and looked out his bathroom window only to find a gorrila in his tree.He called a gorrila removal service and they asked him if it was a male gorrila or a female. He told them it was a male.when they showed up he went outside to find a stick, a set of handcuffs,a shotgun ,and a pitbull sitting on his lawn. He asked the guy what all the stuff was for. The guy saud "you will have to help me." The plan is that I'll climb the tree and poke the gorrila with a stick, when the gorrila falls out of the tree this pitbull is trained to grab him by the nuts and just tear them up,when the gorrila puts his hands down to get the dog off ,I'll hand cuff him.The guy asks "whats the shotgun for???" The guy says if I fall out of the tree, You shoot that fu*** DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I JUST GOT MY KFX450 TODAY joking not yet
 

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